Tag sale!

I Have Been Tagged !

I have been tagged by Opie
The object of this exercise is simple. Pick five from the list and complete the phrase. Feel free to add additional occupations after you’ve done yours. Pass it on to others. (You just can NOT pass it back to me… tag backs are strictly prohibited!!!)
Silly? Yeah. Fun? Of course!

The List:If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-ride (by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate (By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner (By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor(By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent (By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime(by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer (by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep (by laine)
If I could be a masseuse (by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver (by Brian)
If I could be a priest (by Brian)
If I could be the Sherrif Of Nottingham (Karen)
If I could be a dancer (Karen)
If I could be Santa Claus (Karen)
If I could be on a reality TV show (Dawn)
If I could be a magician (Dawn)
If I could be a railroader (Dorko)
If I could be an Artist (Dorko)
If I could be a Trainer (Dorko)

Opie’s answers!:
1. If I could be a scientist:I would make a Sodium Pentothal Patch for Bush !
2. If I could be a farmer:I'd grow vegetables and fruit that contain Sodium Pentothal and send them to the White House for Bush to eat!
3. If I could be a doctor:I'd give Bush a shot of Sodium Pentothal!
4. If I could be a chef:I would get a job at the White House cooking for Bush and put Sodium Pentothal in his food!
5. If I could be a psychologist:I would hypnotize Bush and give him a shot of Sodium Pentothal!
Now, my turn to tag 3 people. I tag...hmmm....who shall it be....aaahhh yes.. I know.
[Opie Outlaw tagged: 1. Dorko 2. Burfica 3. Libby]


MY RESPONSES:

I’m a little tired tonight so I’m cheating.
I am, …or have been, …at some point … (hummm …maybe still am…?) ~ all 5 of those listed below:

1. If I could be an artist ~ I’d wrap you all up in a bow and call it “good�.

2. If I could be a masseuse ~ I’d bring you to the edge of a sweet sleep ~ every time you asked me to! I’d have soft, supple hands that smell great ALL the time (from the lotions & potions I’d use). I’d work on you accordingly… matching my skills to your body’s condition. Surely, there’d be selected music to set a pace and tone. I’d ask you to talk to me, to relax for me, as I went about the business of stimulation and release. . . however, once I laid my hands upon you and began walking them over you, through the rub, slides, and kneads – your body would want… you’d fall silent. You always do – and I’d be left as the one softly talking you through. And trust me, dear one, I would never, no – never, break that bond of touch, until after the massage was fully delivered.

3. If I could be a railroader ~ I’d either be driving that train or …damnit! I’d be retired by NOW!!!

4. If I could be an innkeeper ~ I’d have at least one room “open� every Christmas Eve… I’d try like hell, NOT to get locked out, on to my guests’ balconies with them any more! I’d have a HOT pool boy and a COOL maid-staff, every room would be super insulated, clean and have a walk-in shower. And yes. There’s a kick-in’ continental breakfast each & every morning!

5. If I could be a trainer ~(we’d go “hands-on� a.s.a.p.!) and… I’d steady the weight of my responsibility with a genuine love for my charge. I’d look for playful ways to engage & edify them, to key their interest & talents with enthusiasm, sharpened insights and incremental challenges- I’d strive to carefully build each in knowledge, confidence and esteem… showing them, wherever possible, how to turn stumbling blocks into stepping stones. I would help them to build their wings. I’d check for increase ~(in understanding, in quality, in motion, in strength, and in desire) and if sufficient, – I’d thank them, bless them and send them on their way… and this would be MY joy… to see them stand and all obtain!

Now, my turn to tag 3 people. I’m tagging:
1. Gama
2. Alekx
3. Lillee