Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Blogger is as Blogger does....
OK! I can get to my Blog again.
I was going a bit nutz last night because "Blogger" wouldn't let me on.
[Thank you Op ~ for your encouragements]
I could go to YOURS, but I couldn't go to mine.
I had FEAR that all would be lost, and that I was gonna have to start over. [shudders!]
Tell me... what you've been fearing? ........or tell me a good clean joke! Hehehee...
LOL!
Happy to be back in the groove, here!
Happy Wednesday!
Cheerios2U!
17 comments:
yeah blogger sucks big fat hairy green ones....I couldnt get onto anyones yesterday either....booo hissssss
mom
now, now, mom..she wanted stuff CLEAN, remember? ha! Okay, a mushroom in a bar asks a girl out...she says no....he says, "why not? i'm a fun guy!" (get it? fungi?) :-)
BoUUnCeS!! LibbY!
Two Muslims are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat's milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son, he's a martyr."
"You must be so proud" says the other.
"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."
"A fine looking young man", replies his friend.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim says wistfully,
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
Op~
oh opie that was so bad. hehehehee
I've been sitting here staring at the screen for about 10 minutes and every joke that comes into my head is not clean. hehehehee
Okay I can't take it anymore, this one isn't clean but your gonna get it anyway.
guy#1--You ever been neck deep in pussy??
guy#2---ewwww NO!!!
guy#1---what are you and asshole baby???
okay if you don't get it, your slipping LOL
Burfi..is that associated with "Bottom Feeders"?
Okay I have a semi clean one
What's the difference between a man and a catfish????
One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish.
hehehehehee
Okay except for the men I've met on here, and my man. Maybe they are fish. hehehehee
I went to the dentist to have a filling replaced and sitting with my mouth open the nurse whispered something to the doctor which started him laughing and he droped the filling down my throat. This made both of them laugh even harder which in turn made me start laughing. So there we were all laughing like fools with tears in his eyes the doctor says to me "We wont charge you for the one (filling) we lost" and I said dont worry about I'll make sure to return it.
Something stinks in here..oh..there it is...just above me...smell like a Saby to me!
is dis guy above me crazy??
he sure looks it
u want jokes i got one
OPIE on his first date
he wasnt sure when the next one wud be
so he is going full guns
he goes to the chemists at the corner
and asks for rubbers
he jokes wid the old man at the counter
i gott a date..wink! ...
the old man just smiles
much later at his girl's place
he knocks at the door
Janice shouts 'who is at dad?'
i dont no wat happened next
ask OPIE, he is here
ooops! i forgot to mention
the old man chemist was at the door
Saby! long time no hear from... Ahem, dear one, what are you 'smoking' over there in saby-land???
'No human life is ever truly wasted, for one might always serve as a bad example!'
dats him
a bad example
Saby...go play in the street
Op~
Clean jokes......ok
Mom: Hey~ ask me if I am a truck...
You: Hey mom, are you a truck?????
Mom: NO
I dont know why thats funny to me, I need a break...
Mom
yes mom you do need a break, cuz that wasn't funny till I heard you were laughing about it. hehehehee
Lol Mom and Burf, and all you guys. Those are soooo bad. lol.
Ok heres a joke:
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Pile up
Pile up who?
DOH....can we say pooh on here?
*shrugs* sorry had to share that, it was from kids joke wednesday on the radio.
You people can get REALLY goofy!
I just LOVE that... thanks for all of your comments!
Ya'll send me straight into Dorko-heaven!
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