Miscellaneous Terms

I found this list of 'terms' flipping through a weekly publication called 'The Big Nickle'. I thought they were a hoot, maybe you will too...

Arbitrator \ ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leves Arby's to work at McDonalds
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Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do
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Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall
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Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage
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Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with
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Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
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Eclipse \e-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living
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Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist
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Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
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Left Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot
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Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots
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Paradox \par'-uh-doks\: Two physicians
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Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
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Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm
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Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: What penguins see with
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:P heheheee....