State Troopers....

I was watching Jay Leno last night.
They were talking about getting out of traffic tickets.

Jay related what was supposed to be a true story a woman had once told him:

She'd been pulled over by a state trooper who is all business and is writting her up a ticket.

In desperation, the lady asks, "Can't I just buy some tickets to the State Trooper's Ball, or something?"

Without missing a beat the Offices says, "State Troopers don't have any balls, ma'am."

This strikes the lady as a pretty funny thing to hear so she starts to snicker.

At which point it hits the Trooper, what he'd said & how it sounded.
His pen stops writing in mid ticket, he gets really red in the face, goes back to his car for a bit, comes back to the lady and let's her go with a "You have a nice day ma'am."

You all have a nice day, too!
Cheerios2U!
Dorko