Friday, February 09, 2007

A very short story

Blame it on my little e-mail friends...


A Very Short Story



Man driving down road
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B * T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day: If only men would listen

6 comments:

Libby said...

Oh, holy CRAP, dorko!! lololololololol...to infinity and beyond!!

EV said...

Bwahahahahahahaha!! Thanx for my Friday night laugh. :) Have a great weekend.

MomThatsNuts said...

I switched to the new version of blogger and my blog is GONE GONE GONE, when you try to go to my page it says THIS BLOG IS MOVING but it isnt. Its just NOT THERE..Im sad and depressed. Any ideas??

Mom

Burfica said...

hahahahaha yeah hard to get the male gender to listen. all I can say is poor pig. lmao

Mia said...

ROFLMAO>>>>lol thanks that was soo funny.

Dorko said...

Libby, Mike, Burfica & Miranda - glad you enjoyed it. :D
Not that one should ever take pleasure in another suffering dire consequences for misunderstanding our messages to them - ahem. lol

Mom - I bleed for you! @#$%# blogger, screwed me up on another blog that I was launching - what bugs me is they force this "switch" but provide no way to contact them with complaints/Questions about how the change over has gone horribly awry. (I lost my counter & some back posts are screwed up...) Hope it's taking longer for yours because of the multi-media features you had on your site. Hope it's not tits up forever...
Big hugs, just for YOU!!!

1 Corinthians 12:31

... covet earnestly the best gifts: and yet shew I unto you a more excellent way.