From m'e-mail files... O-deer! Is it just me, or is there a problem with this a six-pack?
Subject: Next time you think your job sucks...
[No - I didn't go buy a thermometer to make sure this is "correct" but it does make you really think about your day!]
Subject: Next time you think your job sucks...
[No - I didn't go buy a thermometer to make sure this is "correct" but it does make you really think about your day!]
When you have an “I Hate My Job” day, try this:
On your way home from Work; stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and Remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is this statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson".
REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
On your way home from Work; stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and Remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is this statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson".
REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
(Have a good day!)
6 comments:
I hope they don't stand up too quickly, or that trampoline is history!
OMG and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww thank god I have digital thermometers. hehehehehe
I love the pic of the dear!!!
nwjr - ya! I was wondering how a couple of the more 'thorny' one's got that far under there...
Burfica - heheehee! =) I'm not that advanced - I've got the hand to the forehead method at my place. NOT real reliable when both are connected to the same fevered body!
I love my job! (now) haha
could even be worse...have you ever seen the people that have to sniff armpits to check deodorant??
Doodlebugmom - lol =)
Libby - eew! NO! lol!!!
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